Hello! I'm Adam, I like cream.
Don't try and step to my creamy team.
The reggae guys? Well, they all like dub.
And all the 'single' ladies pour it straight from the tub.

You've over whipped it! You've wrecked it all!
But no cream's deemed unacceptable.
Keep your Kool Whip and non-dairy creamer
and join the cream team where the cream is obscener.

'Creamy dream!' That's what I scream
because I like fro-yo but I love ice-cream.
No mainstream cream, I'll take mine extreme.
Firing lazer-creams at my cream harem.

Better than butter. Cream is the best
and I like sour cream but i keep my crème fresh.
Brandy to clotted, variations on a cream.
We'll always be together with eclectic creams.


We'll always be together.
How ever far it seems.
(Love never ends!)
We'll always be together.
Together in eclectic creams.


Mwah! It's that creamy dreamer.
The dreamy creamer with the creamy Shiela's.
Caught a cream bream in a stream of cream
and then I steamed it in a steamer with cream.

Two and a half men all drenched in cream.
I'm glugging litres with Charlie Sheen
and fuck tiger blood, my veins flow with cream.
I'm Cream Positive and no HIV.

Got my cream chargers at Reading Festival.
I ride a cow so the cream is plentiful.
On my bovine receptacle.
I'm on cow-back screaming: 'Cream, it's delectable!'

And: 'Look at me! I'm eating cream!
It's supreme! Cream's my cuisine!'
High self esteem from my creamy glean
and check me out on Periscope, I'm streaming cream.


We'll always be together.
How ever far it seems.
(Love never ends!)
We'll always be together.
Together in eclectic creams.


It was all a cream!
I used to read The Cream Magazine.
Got that cream filling.
I'm cream keen. I'm cream willing.

So fresh and so cream.
Cream rises to the top. It's that cat who got the cream.
Join our cream team.
Sing along to our creamy theme.

Sing the cream ballad.
Salad cream on my creamy salad.
I've got cream whipped.
Sip cream teas on my cream ship.

I must be creaming.
See me seething at your fusty cheeses.
I've got to have them.
I get more cream than Eric Clapton.


We'll always be together.
How ever far it seems.
(Love never ends!)
We'll always be together.
Together in eclectic creams.