Linked up with your chick down in Sidcup.
Got lit, got lean then we linked up.
Linked then, linked now and we'll link later.
Bitches call me Richard.
Richard Linklater.

I chilled out with your chick down in Bilbao.
Got lit, got lean then we chilled out.
Chilled then, chill now and we'll chill again.
Bitches call me Willy.
Willy Gilligan.

Conned a load of cows up in Concow.
Got lit, got lean then we conned cows.
Conned these, con those. Man we con some, eh?
Hefferz call me beef.
Beef consommé.

I met a giant seeking help from her problems.
Got lit, got lean then we solved 'em.
Giant look! Giant search! Giant seek help!
Fishez call me giant.
I'm giant sea-kelp.

Saw the crest of arms of Ryan.
Got lit, got lean, kept tryin'.
See the past! See yourself! Ryan, see crest!
Bitches call me Ryan.
I'm Ryan Seacrest.

Exhausted plan A went to plan B.
Got lit, got lean, had a shandy.
Half beer, half lemo. Yeah i'll have a shand.
Bitches call me Missus.
I'm Missus Have-a-shand.

Hanging out with your chick and with Caitlyn Jenner.
Got lit, got lean, lend me a tenner.
Come on Jenner! Lend us a tenner, son!
Bitches call me Alfred,
Lord Tennyson.

Popped into your chick down in Moscow.
Got lit, got lean then we popped out.
Popped out, pop on, man I pop off!
Bitches call me Peter.
I'm Peter Popoff.